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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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