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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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