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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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