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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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