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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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