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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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