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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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