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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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