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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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