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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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