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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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