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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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