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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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