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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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