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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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