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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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