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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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