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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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