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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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