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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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