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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tilly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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