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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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