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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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