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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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