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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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