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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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