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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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