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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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