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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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