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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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