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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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