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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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