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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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