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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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