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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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