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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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