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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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