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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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