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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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