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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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