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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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