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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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