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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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