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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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