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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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