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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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