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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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