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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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