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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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