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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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