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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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