Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.