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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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