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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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