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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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